Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Through the Pilbara


Been physically threatened and verbally assaulted off our farm job was a definite first for both of us. 

We were a little scared, rushed off the property, threatened of no payment, and slightly worried about our well being we assertively decided to get the hell out of Broome. We had no idea whether these threats we real or just tough talk. We didn’t want to hang around to find out and when you’re in a town in the middle of nowhere and where everyone knows everyone things could happen.   Another issue we had were some flight itineraries that were left on the fridge at the farm. Assuming the worst we considered that that son might become revengeful and possibly cancel or change our flights. He had our names, date of birth, address, and flight details; technically nothing was there to stop him. So before we left we cancelled our flight to Perth from Broome and confirmed that our flights could not be cancelled without Identification. It may seem over protective now but during the whole event it seemed like anything could be possible.


Eerie morning heading out of Broome

We finally left the beautiful town of Broome now forever remembered as ‘that town’ heading south leaving our problems behind us. So what we thought... We got into Port Hedland to meet up with our good friends Emily and John (john was unfortunately absent with work), and to check out the local area but leaving the car outside our friends place for no longer than 20minutes someone had engaged one of the 4WD hubs. Unaware of what happened we drove off and soon heard metal grinding and lack of control on the front right side. We were so worried especially when we checked out the front wheel which felt like it was just going to fall off and even more so when the 4WD hub was almost smoking hot. It costed us $490 for that little stunt; $145 an hour for labour and a new wheel bearing. At the end of the day, a simple wheel bearing is nothing compared to a new front differential. What a few days ... luckily for us, things didn’t happen in threes.  We were blessed that this happened at Hedland with the comfort of friends and with a lovely place to stay and recover. So in this blog, Dave and I would like to thank our lovely friends again for their help and the cooled, relaxed manner towards us hanging out at their place while we waited for our car. It made the whole experience so much better knowing that we had friends there to help us out.


Pilbara landscape
Travelling throughout WA, there is a lot of driving in between towns which both of us had underestimated when looking at the trusty HEMA map. Quickly viewing the maps we overlooked the distant markers; the 400 km of nothing didn’t quite sink in when it’s just a little number on the page. Until we compared it to the east coast did we final realise how far we had to drive to get anywhere.  Sometimes the most interesting thing is just the local servo station which in most cases I couldn’t pronounce its true name. We almost ended up tasting every isolated servo pie along the western coast along side with many other tourists and more commonly very interesting truckies. 


I was also spoiled with seasonal wildflowers along the road side which always made for something very pretty to look at.






Wildflower season





For anyone that has seen Red Dog at the cinemas this may trig your memory. We made a definite side stop to Dampier to see the legendary statue of Red Dog. It seemed to hit home for us knowing that we’ve been travelling in his footsteps.


The plaque read:

“The stories this old dog could tell
If only he could say
Would add a page in history
For ever and a day
But still he’ll be remembered
By those who knew his way
The Red Dog of the Pilbara
From the north of W.A.”







We just wanted to wave hello
Some free campsite one the west coast Pilbara


Saturday, December 3, 2011

Dave shoves job up Boss's arse


How many times have you ever wanted to confront your boss face to face and shove your job up his arse and leave him to pick up the pieces?  

The farm was to us both one of the best places to work in our whole entire lives and memories will last with us for a lifetime, but on the other side of the flip coin it was also the worst place to work.  When we employed by the owner of we were made aware of all the people we would be working with including his son Jack. This all seemed good to us and after the first week on station we had our own opinion of their son for example when  he was out in sun for more than five minutes he needed a sleep for at least 2hrs on the couch while everyone else did his work. Though after few more weeks on the station the real side of jack started to come out while doing cattle work; we now understood why the last station caretakers said the other son Lachlan was the nicest kid and knew how to run a cattle station unlike Jack who thought it was in the animals wellbeing they be stuck in a cattle yard for at least 72hrs with only water and no feed was ok? And then wondered why they’d collapse from starvation when they walked out of the yard.

To the story though, because it was Grand final day for the NRL I decided to wake up early this day and do my eight hours of work before the footy started, which by way I wasn’t required to do because it was Sunday which is one of the two days of work we were meant to have off. The game started at 2pm WA time, so I had all my jobs done by 1pm. Then at 1pm Jack turned up announced and wanted to start a Grader which was obviously fucked. That was cool but I explained that I had no food all day or water and was going in at 2pm to watch the footy for 2hrs while having my lunch. He said he understood, hmmm sure he did. Firstly Jack thought he could pull start a huge Grader weighing over 5 tonne with a landcruiser Ute. Funny when the landcruiser didn’t even move a inch and got bogged in the road cause the wheels were spinning so much. But Jack continued with the semi-truck and me driving the grader when he figured plan 1 wasn’t working. Again Jack’s intelligence shone through when he continued to pull the grader when the steering wheel had locked and I told him to stop which inevitably put the grader straight into a fence. But we continued with the clock counting down to kick off, when we went past the house to go down driveway I told Jess to follow in the Ute with lunch, luckily she did. After continual stopping on driveway cause the grader wouldn’t start I gave some advice on what to do to fix the problem but Jack wouldn’t listen to anyone like he always did whilst on the farm. Then when got to 1:50 I told him I’d be going to watch the footy, but he just ignored me and kept going. Then at 2pm I told him I was going to watch footy and straight after footy I would come back and continue; this is when the fun started. He said “fuck you’re footy”, I said “no”. I explained that I had told him and his dad which they agreed to that we would not be working for these 2hrs of the GF. That’s when Jack can back with a metre steel pole charging at me yelling, “You’re going to Fucken work when I tell you to fucken work”. I said “excuse me” while standing my ground, he said “get in fucken truck and do what I say”. We then continued to exchange pleasantries, and then I made the remark what “you need a pole to fight me, because you can’t fight like a man?” At this stage Jess was standing between us toe to toe. Then I said “Fuck it, shove your station up your arse, we don’t work under threats” – that’s when we got in the Ute to go back and get our stuff. When we got back I had a made phone call to Todd about what happened and he couldn’t care less about us or Jack (says alot about how much he cares about his staff and station). When we got back to station we packed up all our gear from all over house in about ten minutes while I kept arguing with Jack, to top it off Jack came over to grab the ute I used for work which had my phone attached inside and Jack drove off with me hanging through the window trying to get my phone off the windscreen.  Eventually we drove off the property while fat boy was still trying to catch up and sulking in his couch. 


Road out

Good bye cattle station, thank you for the wonderful memories and hopefully in future you’ll see Jack on next series of Biggest loser if they can fit him in the camera shot. Thank you to Jess for her full support during this, I know she wasn’t happy with the way Jack treated her as well with not even a single thank you said to her once by Jack even though she cooked him tea, fed his horses, open gates all things she wasn’t required to do. But the minute I made the decision to walk off she fully supported my decision right to this day, but I do know she simply misses her animals and especially her dog Bella and I Zoe. I love you Jess.